cowboy

 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

‘Have  you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter  asked.

‘Well, I can think of one  thing,’ the cowboy offered.

‘On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,  who were threatening a young woman.

I  directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t  listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ….

Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the  ground..

I  yelled, ‘Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the sh*t out of all of  you!’

St. Peter was impressed, ‘When  did this happen?’

‘Just a couple of minutes  ago…’