“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.” Terry Pratchett
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” Alfred Hitchcock
“It’s not what a movie is about, it’s how it is about it.” Roger Ebert

