Switters: the epitome of non-conformity. A hero of sorts, a reluctant hero, who crosses boundaries. He doesn’t quite fit in and never really will.
Bumpatter: A predilection for the perfect curve; course one can’t really satisfy the urge to pat these days.

Well, yes. I guess you’re right. Definitely, this day in age, a pat on the bum would be crossing the line……until the receiver of the pat twitches. Then all is right with the world. In all other instances, duck and run. Hppy endings are possible for bumpatters, aren’t they?
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