6.  You should not confuse your career with your life.


Subject: 12 Things it took 50 yrs to learn

 1.  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
 on the same night.

 2.  If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
 has not achieved, and never will achieve its full potential, that word
 would be “meetings.”

 3.  There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

 4. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
 seriously.

 5. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.

6.  You should not confuse your career with your life.

 7.  When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
 individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
 Very often, that individual is crazy.

 8.  Never lick a steak knife.

 9. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
 suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
 emerging from her at that moment.

  11. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
 person.  (This is very important.  Ladies, especially pay attention!  It never fails)

 12. Your friends love you anyway.